Oh readers of Lusciousity, I have lushed out. It has been over two weeks since my last post. The time has not gone unlusciously by, but there has been a considerable amount of homework and fatigue to contend with, and sometime around when I realized that I had skipped a whole week, I also realized that there was no point in keeping up the backdating facade that enabled this blog to look like it was keeping up with the post-a-day challenge we’ve (more accurately I, since I have been completely inadequate at inspiring our other esteemed Editors to read on a daily basis, let alone contribute) been grooving on since September. This is sad, but I am trying to keep it in perspective. One cannot do everything. If one could do everything one would be superhuman, not human, that frustrating but luscious state of imperfection that keeps making your life a mess but also brings you into contact with experiences that you never planned.
For example, if I was superhuman I not only would have been updating Lusciousity every day for the past two weeks, I would have all of my school work done ahead of time and not have spent most of the day in the university library revising. Yet if I had not been there, I would not have been on the right side of town to take in a showing of Casino Royale with the visiting Diego and Frida. The film itself has a bit too much torture to be luscious in whole, but in certain parts, yes yes, v. luscious.
For another example, if I were superhuman, I would not surf the Internet at work, and I would never have found this New York Times Gift Guide slide show, proving for once and for all that the very rich are different from you and me–they have no freaking taste! Standing life-sized horse lamp for 4k? Bronze alligator “floor sculpture� 20 inch model Chinese pagoda? Oh how did you know! That’s just what I’ve always wanted! NOT. Give me flannel jammies or give me gift cards that I’ll forget to use, but whatever you do keep that alligator floor sculpture away from my lusciously bare feet.
And then there’s Thanksgiving (can’t believe I missed blogging about Thanksgiving!). If I were a superhuman, I would have baked a pumpkin pie from scratch, and never have participated in the joyous crush of last minute Whole Foods shoppers. I would have burned off all the calories I consumed already because I would have only eaten normal sized meals, but I never would have showed my love of my family’s cooking with a second helping.
So blah on superhumanity, and up with foibles. They can help the lusciousity grow and grow. Except in the case of horse floor lamps.